Monday, May 09, 2005
Red Mercedes Hiccup. I was always under the impression that when a fifty-something year-old-man goes out and buys a red convertible it signals the end of a marriage, and the beginning of gold chains and blondes. Guess things work differently in Europe. The brother-in-law went out and bought a hot new car and ended up impressing his own teetering-on-the-brink-of-leaving-him wife. She's moving back in...
Now This is a Rap Sheet... I am holding in hand the criminal history of Joe D., a constituent in dire need of housing. In order to complete a housing application, it is necessary to also submit his criminal record. Hmmm. Wonder what his chances he'll get housing. Jesus christ. Mind you this is just the stuff he got caught doing:
1960 - Breaking and Entering
1960 - Assault and Battery
1962 - Accosting
1966 - Operation to End (Lives and Safety)
1967 - Hunting Violation
1967 - possession of controlled Substance
1971 - Property Violation
1971 - Assault and Battery
1973 - Assault and Battery
1973 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
1974 - Assault and Battery
1974 - assault Dangerous Weapon
1974 - Assault and Battery
1975 - Larceny
1976 - Assault Dangerous Weapon
1976 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
1976 - Assault and Battery
1976 - Threatening
1976 - Leaving Scene: Property Damage
1976 - Threatening
1976 - Assault and Battery
1977 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
1977 - Assault and Battery
1977 - Poss Class D Cont Sub
1977 - Operation to End (Lives&Safety)
1978 - Disorderly Conduct
1978 - Threatening
1978 - trespassers
1980 - Assault and Battery
1980 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
1982 - Poss Class D Cont Sub
1982 - Larceny
1988 - Operation Under Infl of Liq
1988 - Gun Serial Number
1988 - Discharging a Firearm
1988 - Firearm ID Card
1988 - Poss Firearm w/o Permit
1989 - Oper Und Infl of Liq
1989 - Leaving Scene: Person Injured
1994 - Malicious Destruction of Property
1994 - Assault and Battery
2000 - Assault Dangerous Weapon
2000 - Poss Class D Cont Sub
2002 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
2002 - Armed Assault
Now This is a Rap Sheet... I am holding in hand the criminal history of Joe D., a constituent in dire need of housing. In order to complete a housing application, it is necessary to also submit his criminal record. Hmmm. Wonder what his chances he'll get housing. Jesus christ. Mind you this is just the stuff he got caught doing:
1960 - Breaking and Entering
1960 - Assault and Battery
1962 - Accosting
1966 - Operation to End (Lives and Safety)
1967 - Hunting Violation
1967 - possession of controlled Substance
1971 - Property Violation
1971 - Assault and Battery
1973 - Assault and Battery
1973 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
1974 - Assault and Battery
1974 - assault Dangerous Weapon
1974 - Assault and Battery
1975 - Larceny
1976 - Assault Dangerous Weapon
1976 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
1976 - Assault and Battery
1976 - Threatening
1976 - Leaving Scene: Property Damage
1976 - Threatening
1976 - Assault and Battery
1977 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
1977 - Assault and Battery
1977 - Poss Class D Cont Sub
1977 - Operation to End (Lives&Safety)
1978 - Disorderly Conduct
1978 - Threatening
1978 - trespassers
1980 - Assault and Battery
1980 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
1982 - Poss Class D Cont Sub
1982 - Larceny
1988 - Operation Under Infl of Liq
1988 - Gun Serial Number
1988 - Discharging a Firearm
1988 - Firearm ID Card
1988 - Poss Firearm w/o Permit
1989 - Oper Und Infl of Liq
1989 - Leaving Scene: Person Injured
1994 - Malicious Destruction of Property
1994 - Assault and Battery
2000 - Assault Dangerous Weapon
2000 - Poss Class D Cont Sub
2002 - A&B Dangerous Weapon
2002 - Armed Assault
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