Monday, November 08, 2004
Well I've looked high and low on the internet but there are simply no surgeons who will perform a reversible lobotomy. I thought that if there were such an operation available it might get me through the next four years of Bush... I've also scratched the idea of moving to London for refuge even so hubby has a satellite office there. It's just too damn expensive a city. $24 for two drinks in the theater district? Please. Over $6,000 to rent a posh little apartment a stone's throw from Harrod's? Double please. Hubby likes choice three much better anyway. "Honey, could you please just fuck my brains out. Please!"
Those network television maps during the elections were amazing weren't they? There is only a pencil-thin line of blue along the coasts for liberals to suck in any neocon-free air anymore. The rest of the country is one big Republican bloodstain. If that red swath were smart, it would start charging Democrats and the French a fly-over tax to get from coast to coast. Of course then NY, MA, and CA could then threaten to cede from the US and then where would the economy be?
For those beneficiaries of the Bush tax cut who can afford a week in London, go see the Jerry Springer Opera while there. It's bloody crack. Especially when Jerry has Jesus, Satan, and God on the show to air their many grievances. Via profane opera. It's really very funny.
Those network television maps during the elections were amazing weren't they? There is only a pencil-thin line of blue along the coasts for liberals to suck in any neocon-free air anymore. The rest of the country is one big Republican bloodstain. If that red swath were smart, it would start charging Democrats and the French a fly-over tax to get from coast to coast. Of course then NY, MA, and CA could then threaten to cede from the US and then where would the economy be?
For those beneficiaries of the Bush tax cut who can afford a week in London, go see the Jerry Springer Opera while there. It's bloody crack. Especially when Jerry has Jesus, Satan, and God on the show to air their many grievances. Via profane opera. It's really very funny.
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