Monday, May 17, 2004
Just as I suspected. Low-carb diets work no better than any other diet after a year. If you really want to lose weight, it's very simple. Eat sensibly and exercise religiously. Period. But I guess that wouldn't sell millions of copies of diet books, would it...
Speaking of losing, Hummers are reported to be losing market share big time. Said one perplexed Hummer salesman, "I just don't understand it." Gas is at an all-time high, the vehicle gets 10 miles per gallon, and he doesn't get it?
Please feel free to stop by the State House to admire the flower bouquet I brought in to celebrate the joyous occasion of gay couples who tied the knot in Massachusetts today. Like my little-old-lady constituent said, 'Honey, we need all the love on this planet we can get.' Some of the couples who joined together in matrimony have been together for decades. Which is a hell of a lot more than we can say for Britney Spears.
Now scientists are saying that the weather may have caused the Mexico UFO sitings. Maybe. I say it was a right-wing conspiracy to divert attention away from the E-rock-ka-De-zastah'.
Speaking of losing, Hummers are reported to be losing market share big time. Said one perplexed Hummer salesman, "I just don't understand it." Gas is at an all-time high, the vehicle gets 10 miles per gallon, and he doesn't get it?
Please feel free to stop by the State House to admire the flower bouquet I brought in to celebrate the joyous occasion of gay couples who tied the knot in Massachusetts today. Like my little-old-lady constituent said, 'Honey, we need all the love on this planet we can get.' Some of the couples who joined together in matrimony have been together for decades. Which is a hell of a lot more than we can say for Britney Spears.
Now scientists are saying that the weather may have caused the Mexico UFO sitings. Maybe. I say it was a right-wing conspiracy to divert attention away from the E-rock-ka-De-zastah'.
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