Tuesday, October 28, 2003
SPANKING THE SUSHI For trashy porn I'm thinkin' Japan beats everyone hand's down (there is a pun in there somewhere). This lifted from Harper's Magazine, which while a great intellect-challenging magazine is very stingy with its online content it shares, and so I have typed this for you...
From an August 2003 program guide for the Japanese adult-entertainment channel Paradise TV, which claims to have more than 100,000 subscribers.
7:10 A.M.: The Ultra-Excitement -- Lost Virginity Night: Search for a Virgin, Choose Her, and Try Her Out
9:00 A.M.: Ghosts in Saucy Photos10:00 A.M.: Huge Release -- Sexual Harassment Heaven: Embarrassed Amateur Girl Put Through Erotic Hell
10:55 A.M.: Female Announcer Cum & Vaginal Juice Eruption Show
12:30 P.M. Gather Everyone! How About Gang-Raping Me?
4:30 P.M.: Instant Fellatio, Instant Insertion. Sex Party Where Sex-Crazed Women Eat Men
5:25 P.M.: Serviced by a Bumpkin Babe. Travels of a Dirty Man Who Gets A Blow Job
6:30 P.M.: The Best Inverted Pussy Countdown
7:25 P.M.: The Losing Virginity Show. Pick the Virgin, Watch the Night She Loses Her Virginity
8:25 P.M.: Strategies for Sneaking in on Women at Midnight
10:00 P.M.: Movie--He's Home. Tomorrow's Urine.
Heh, as long as I'm typing (and lifting Harper's articles) -- some slogans submitted to the U.S. Air Force Academy last August. The school solicited suggestions to replace one of its mottoes, "Bring Me Men," which was deemed inappropriate last March, following the discovery that rape and sexual harassment of female cadets were endemic at the institution.
Adapt or Perish
Against All Enemies, Foreign and Domestic
Air Force, No One Comes Close
Attitude Determines Altitude
Bring Me Free People
Bring Me Men and Women
Bring Me Your Finest and Best, Who I Can Shape into America's Finest Warrior Leaders with Boundless Intellect, Integrity, Honor and Character (try getting that one on to a bumper sticker....)
Bring Me Youth
Bring Us Humanitarians
Bring Us Your Best and We Will Do the Rest
Choose the Right
Courage, Candor, and Competence
Cross into the Blue
Days of Youth and Inexperience into Warriors
Dominators of Air, Space and Information
Fight's On
Fit to Fight
Freedom Isn't Free (Winner of the Anna Bloviation's Award for Best Tagline [out of dismal pickings)
Freedom, Let's Roll
Gateway to Cadet Heaven
Global Air And Space Power
Go Air Force
Grasp Them, Feel Them, Learn Them, Be Them, Our Future Leaders (I'm sensing a 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Individual Here...)
Great Minds Discuss Ideas
I Am an American
I Believe I Can Fly
If We Should Have to Fight, We Should Be Prepared to Do So from the Neck Up Instead of from the Neck Down
If You Come, We Will Develop the Leadership in You and You Will Shine
Journey Future Conquering the Challenges and Maximizing My Fullest Potential on "Destiny Way"
Keep 'Em Flying
Kiss My Afterburners
Kiss My Thrust
Let's Roll
Match My Mountains
Never Repeat the Past
No Fear Here
Off We Go
Oh, I Have Slipped (Winner of Most Muddled)
Our Workplace Is Air and Space
Patriotism, Bombs Bursting in Air, Rockets Red Glare
Put the Honor Code Up There
Reach for the Airmen's Skies
Sunward I've Climbed, and Joined the Tumbling Mirth of Sun-Split Clouds
The Air Force Kicks Sky (Runner-Up of the Anna Bloviation's Best Tagline Award)
The Air Force: There's No Business Like It!
The Blue Zoo
The Road to Dreamality
The Word "American" Ends in "I Can"
To Conquer at All Cost
Today "The Same," Tomorrow "The Change"
Total Force Leadership
Up, Up, The Long Delirious Burning Blue
We Need You in Air
We Own the Air
We Own the Sky
Without Desire, the Mind Ceases to Exist
World's Best Air Force
You Are Remembered for the Rules You Break
Your Mission Is to Fly and Fight and Don't You Ever Forget It
From an August 2003 program guide for the Japanese adult-entertainment channel Paradise TV, which claims to have more than 100,000 subscribers.
7:10 A.M.: The Ultra-Excitement -- Lost Virginity Night: Search for a Virgin, Choose Her, and Try Her Out
9:00 A.M.: Ghosts in Saucy Photos10:00 A.M.: Huge Release -- Sexual Harassment Heaven: Embarrassed Amateur Girl Put Through Erotic Hell
10:55 A.M.: Female Announcer Cum & Vaginal Juice Eruption Show
12:30 P.M. Gather Everyone! How About Gang-Raping Me?
4:30 P.M.: Instant Fellatio, Instant Insertion. Sex Party Where Sex-Crazed Women Eat Men
5:25 P.M.: Serviced by a Bumpkin Babe. Travels of a Dirty Man Who Gets A Blow Job
6:30 P.M.: The Best Inverted Pussy Countdown
7:25 P.M.: The Losing Virginity Show. Pick the Virgin, Watch the Night She Loses Her Virginity
8:25 P.M.: Strategies for Sneaking in on Women at Midnight
10:00 P.M.: Movie--He's Home. Tomorrow's Urine.
Heh, as long as I'm typing (and lifting Harper's articles) -- some slogans submitted to the U.S. Air Force Academy last August. The school solicited suggestions to replace one of its mottoes, "Bring Me Men," which was deemed inappropriate last March, following the discovery that rape and sexual harassment of female cadets were endemic at the institution.
Adapt or Perish
Against All Enemies, Foreign and Domestic
Air Force, No One Comes Close
Attitude Determines Altitude
Bring Me Free People
Bring Me Men and Women
Bring Me Your Finest and Best, Who I Can Shape into America's Finest Warrior Leaders with Boundless Intellect, Integrity, Honor and Character (try getting that one on to a bumper sticker....)
Bring Me Youth
Bring Us Humanitarians
Bring Us Your Best and We Will Do the Rest
Choose the Right
Courage, Candor, and Competence
Cross into the Blue
Days of Youth and Inexperience into Warriors
Dominators of Air, Space and Information
Fight's On
Fit to Fight
Freedom Isn't Free (Winner of the Anna Bloviation's Award for Best Tagline [out of dismal pickings)
Freedom, Let's Roll
Gateway to Cadet Heaven
Global Air And Space Power
Go Air Force
Grasp Them, Feel Them, Learn Them, Be Them, Our Future Leaders (I'm sensing a 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Individual Here...)
Great Minds Discuss Ideas
I Am an American
I Believe I Can Fly
If We Should Have to Fight, We Should Be Prepared to Do So from the Neck Up Instead of from the Neck Down
If You Come, We Will Develop the Leadership in You and You Will Shine
Journey Future Conquering the Challenges and Maximizing My Fullest Potential on "Destiny Way"
Keep 'Em Flying
Kiss My Afterburners
Kiss My Thrust
Let's Roll
Match My Mountains
Never Repeat the Past
No Fear Here
Off We Go
Oh, I Have Slipped (Winner of Most Muddled)
Our Workplace Is Air and Space
Patriotism, Bombs Bursting in Air, Rockets Red Glare
Put the Honor Code Up There
Reach for the Airmen's Skies
Sunward I've Climbed, and Joined the Tumbling Mirth of Sun-Split Clouds
The Air Force Kicks Sky (Runner-Up of the Anna Bloviation's Best Tagline Award)
The Air Force: There's No Business Like It!
The Blue Zoo
The Road to Dreamality
The Word "American" Ends in "I Can"
To Conquer at All Cost
Today "The Same," Tomorrow "The Change"
Total Force Leadership
Up, Up, The Long Delirious Burning Blue
We Need You in Air
We Own the Air
We Own the Sky
Without Desire, the Mind Ceases to Exist
World's Best Air Force
You Are Remembered for the Rules You Break
Your Mission Is to Fly and Fight and Don't You Ever Forget It
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