Sunday, September 21, 2003
WHAT IS HOT -- Fredrik Ljungberg, the Swedish soccer midfielder, now featured in Calvin Klein's latest soft porn underwear ad campaign. I am very sorry I don't have a link for you to said ad. I unfortunately couldn't find it anywhere online.
Daughter agrees that Fredrik is very hot but thinks the bulge in the front is probably fake (which didn't prevent her from absconding with the full-page ad to her room). Fredrik is looking straight AT YOU with those piercing steel blue eyes -- and yes they are definitely inviting you to step into the page even if he is standing against what looks like a cold, graffitied warehouse wall of some kind. He's got the three-day's-worth-of-stubble I've always been partial to (especially on a square jaw) and wonderful lips. Then he has this black panther tattooed onto his six-pack stomach . I'm not generally a fan of tatoos but this one we like. The panther is almost revealed in its entirety except for its hind legs and tail that you would obviously have to pull down the rest of those Calvin Klein pro stretch underwear to see. Fredrik is half helping the viewer accomplish this; his thumbs are hooked provocatively into the top of the orange Calvin Klein elastic band to reveal just a hint of the V indentation that is the border between his hard stomach and the bulge in those Calvin Klein underwear.
Hell yes I studied this picture long enough to notice all of the above mentioned details. Auto insurers should be licking their chomps. If they ever put this guy on an outdoor billboard he's going to cause major traffic accidents for sure. As the NY Times says this Sunday, "Ljungberg causes a flap even among the jaded photo crew -- a mix of men and women, straight and gay, who have seen their share of semi naked celebrities..."
Daughter agrees that Fredrik is very hot but thinks the bulge in the front is probably fake (which didn't prevent her from absconding with the full-page ad to her room). Fredrik is looking straight AT YOU with those piercing steel blue eyes -- and yes they are definitely inviting you to step into the page even if he is standing against what looks like a cold, graffitied warehouse wall of some kind. He's got the three-day's-worth-of-stubble I've always been partial to (especially on a square jaw) and wonderful lips. Then he has this black panther tattooed onto his six-pack stomach . I'm not generally a fan of tatoos but this one we like. The panther is almost revealed in its entirety except for its hind legs and tail that you would obviously have to pull down the rest of those Calvin Klein pro stretch underwear to see. Fredrik is half helping the viewer accomplish this; his thumbs are hooked provocatively into the top of the orange Calvin Klein elastic band to reveal just a hint of the V indentation that is the border between his hard stomach and the bulge in those Calvin Klein underwear.
Hell yes I studied this picture long enough to notice all of the above mentioned details. Auto insurers should be licking their chomps. If they ever put this guy on an outdoor billboard he's going to cause major traffic accidents for sure. As the NY Times says this Sunday, "Ljungberg causes a flap even among the jaded photo crew -- a mix of men and women, straight and gay, who have seen their share of semi naked celebrities..."
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